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that smelled of cigarettes.
He was swaying from
left to right.
a bouquet of scope and vodka
floating around him
like a cloud. The clerk behind
the counter smiled at him.
How are you today, sir?
The man looked shocked
to be addressed as sir.
I just want to buy this. Cat food. It’s for my cat.
The clerk looked at the man
that smelled like booze and
nodded, still giving the
man a kind look.
Yes, of course sir. That will be free of charge.
The booze man looked
at the clerk and then bent down
to pick up the cat food
but stopped when he
saw the bags of food.
I didn’t see them appear either.
There were cans one moment
and then bags of food the next.
This isn’t mine.
The booze man said.
I just wanted my cat food.
It is yours. See? Here’s your receipt.
The clerk pointed to a piece of paper
that stuck out of the bag.
You’ve already paid for it.
The booze man looked
beyond amazed. He nodded,
took the bags and whispered
a thank you to the clerk.
It was my turn and as I
got closer, I saw that he
was portly, with an ear ring
in each ear and a large
gold ring on each hand,
each with an emerald in
the setting. He held out his hands
when he saw me, as if he were
welcoming me to a parlour
instead of a cash line.
How are you doing today?
I asked him.
He looked at me, surprised
that someone had asked
him instead of the other way around.
I am very well indeed, thank you. Do you require a bag for your purchases?
With the way he spoke,
the thin beard on his chin
and the jewellery, he reminded
me of a genie.
No thank you.
I told him.
I brought a backpack.
Then at least let me help you get things ready for your purchases.
He gestured at the debit machine.
Put your card in the slot.
I did as he told me to and
he waved his arms again.
The breath of magic in
3…2…1
He leaned over and blew
on the debit machine,
as if it were a flame.
The screen flashed
for a second and
I looked up at him.
found him smiling at me.
What did you do?
I asked him.
He bowed looked at me kindly.
I gave you a doorway.
He said. As I walked
away from the cash line,
he called after me.
Go where you’re feet need to go. They already know the way.
I nodded, knowing that the man
really was a genie and that
magic was possible.