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Posted on February 16, 2014 by Jamieson Wolf

* For Alexandra Noseworthy who is beautiful and awesome and filled with light.
They had once called her The Iron Maiden.
The name had been a misnomer. She carried an Épée. It was her sword of choice when fencing. It had a long blade and a thick almost bell shaped hand guard. The sword itself was made from maraging steel to give it flexibility, not from iron.
When they started announcing the end of the world, Alexandra had taken matters into her own hands. If the world was going to end, she was going to be prepared. She was going to be armed. She forged a new Épée completely out of iron. It no longer had its flexibility, but could wound quite easily. It served her well in what the world had become.
As the world that was left began to heal, a dystopia rose up around her full of darkness and shadow. Alexandra had never killed anyone before but she learned quickly. It was kill or be killed in this new shadow world. That was the way of things now.
Soon, even the dystopian land around her crumbled until all that was ruins. Alexandra had survived only by skill and desperation. Everyone she had known or loved was gone from this world. All she had now were her wits and her Épée. She had no feeling left inside of her, only iron.
She was truly the Iron Maiden now.
The evening her world changed again, she was walking down what had once been a busy roadway. Cars and trucks were left where they had been standing like burnt out husks. Glass from shattered roadside lamps still littered the concrete like jewels that could draw blood.
As she walked by the cars sitting like fallen sentries on the road, she noticed that they all had numbers spray painted on the doors in bright red paint. The numbers were 666. She wondered what that meant.
She continued on down the road and saw the same numbers were spray painted everywhere. A chill ran down her spine. Alexandra didn’t know why three numbers should cause a tremor of fear to run down her spine, but she was afraid now.
As she continued to walk a little further, she began to sense that there was someone near by. She could always do this and it had saved her ass more than a few times. She stood there for a moment with her eyes closed, trying to pinpoint where the person was hiding.
Alexandra wasn’t surprised. There were lots of people still alive in what the world had become. She just didn’t know whether she would have to kill again until the person revealed themselves. As she was trying to sense where the person was, she heard footsteps and knew the person was close.
Opening her eyes, she took up the en garde position and waited. She didn’t have to wait long. As she watched, a shadow began to form into the shape of a man. Alexandra didn’t know how long he had watched her, how long he had observed her. It didn’t matter. All that did matter was defending herself so that she could survived another day.
She wasn’t prepared for him to pull his own Épée from the shadows and take up the en garde position. She knew from her fencing days that they would observe each other for a moment, trying to get the measure of each other. Looking at the shadow man, she couldn’t see his face but that didn’t matter. She relaxed her body, letting a sigh run through it and prepared to fight.
They were silent for a moment, for just a second, and then they were off. The man lunged at her with his Épée and she parry’d and lunged right back. They were a whirlwind of flashing blades and the clang of steel. This had always reminded Alexandra of music, each clang of sword a note on a musical score, the shuffling of feet like drums or cymbals.
She advanced on the man and lunged again and was able to dig the point of her Épée into his shoulder. He wasn’t expecting it and didn’t have time to parry. He let out a cry and stepped away from her, putting a hand to where Alexandra knew the blood was starting to flow.
“That fucking hurt.” He said. ” Épée’s aren’t supposed to draw blood like that.”
“I know.” Alexandra said. “This is one of my own making.”
The man regarded her and stepped out of shadow and into the light. He was short and lean which would be an advantage in the arena. He had dark hair that fell past his shoulders and large hazel eyes that were opened in surprise.
“Where did you learn to fence?”
“Here and there. What does it matter? None of that exists anymore.”
He smiled and Alexandra felt a flutter of something unknown to her move through her body. The ice within her melted a little bit for this man and she didn’t know why.
“True.” He said. He laid down the sword and held out his hand. “The name’s Bruce.”
She held out her own. “Alexandra.”
They shook hand and Alexandra experienced another tremor run through her, one of warmth and light that was unknown to her in this world of darkness and shadow. They stood there with hands clasped for a moment until a loud, horrifying roar filled the air.
Alexandra picked up her Épée. “What the fuck was that?” The roar had sent shivers down her spine.
“It’s the beast! Come on! We must hide!”
Bruce grabbed his own Épée and grabbed her free hand. They found a van that was still mostly in tact and slid inside it. Alexandra should have been worried about sharing such a cramped space with a stranger but didn’t. She had no idea what that meant but realised that she wanted to find out.
“What’s the beast?”
“Didn’t you see the number of the beast written all over the place? If I had been thinking clearly, I would have just left you be and run away.”
“Why didn’t you?”
“I saw your Épée and figured you were a kindred spirit. It’s been so long since I’ve sparred with anyone.” He gave her a smile that she saw in the darkness of the van, a flash of white teeth that sent shivers though her body.
The air was ripped by another earth shattering howl. Alexandra shivered now for a completely different reason. “What is the beast?” She whispered.
“Some have said that he was once a man. I do not know, I’ve never seen it but have only heard it’s howls in the night.”
They heard another mournful howl and knew the beast was close. “It must smell us.” Alexandra said. “Do you think we’re safe here?”
“No, I don’t think we are.” Bruce replied.
“So what do we do?”
“Are you a fencer or not? We fight of course. It’s our only option.”
Bruce began to move away from her and out of the van and Alexandra had no choice but to follow. She slipped from the vehicle to see Bruce standing there, rigid and unmoving. She stood and saw why: the beast was standing before them.
It had the shape of a man but that was where the similarities ended. It was larger than a man and was covered in what could only be fur. Intelligent eyes regarded them widened with surprise and the only reason they were still alive was because they had taken the beast unawares. It had talon like claws at the end of each finger and sharp teeth that reached pas it’s jaw. There was blood dripping from the teeth and Alexandra wondered who the beast had killed.
She stood beside Bruce and wondered how she had survived in this world alone. She would not lose him. He took her hand and looked at her. She nodded and knew what he was going to say.
“En garde!” She screamed and they both lunged towards the beast.
Posted on February 14, 2014 by Jamieson Wolf
Birth approached Life
at the easel.
She had a large canvass
propped upon it.
“Painting.” Life replied.
“That looks horrible.”
Death said, entering the room.
“You better throw it out.”
the oldest Fate said.
“It’s horrible.”
“Oh, don’t be such a downer.”
Birth said. “After all,
I have my garden,
you have your singing,
let Life indulge in her creativity.”
Death made a flippant
motion with her hand.
“Whatever.” She said.
“What’s it supposed to be anyway’s?”
Life looked at the canvass
with pride beaming off her face.
“Two men who
need to be drawn to each other.”
“Men are pigs.” Death said.
“Not all men,” Birth replied.
“Some of them are nice.”
“These two are wonderful.” Life said.
“If they’re wonderful,
why do they need help?” Death said,
scorn evident in her voice.
“Everyone needs a little help
where the heart if concerned.” Life said.
“They just need a little nudge.”
“Well, I think it’s beautiful.” Birth said.
“You haven’t seen anything yet.” Life replied.
She tapped her paint brush
on the canvass and the two men
walked towards each other
across the canvass
until they met in the middle
and enfolded each other
in an embrace.
Light began to shine
from the canvass
until even the
Three Fates were blinded
by its brilliance.
Posted on February 10, 2014 by Jamieson Wolf
This normally never happened to him, but nothing had gone right that day. He’d picked up his favourite mug for a sip of coffee and found it chipped and broken down one side. He had a stain on his shirt and a tear in his pants so had to change.
Then the broom had fallen. “Company’s coming.” He whispered.
Kraig-Paul didn’t normally believe in old wives tales, bur that one had stuck with him. He remembered what his mother had said: “Pay attention when a broom falls, KP. It means that company’s on it’s way.”
He was on edge as he made his way to the theatre. The one thing his mother hadn’t been clear on was when he could expect company to arrive. Sometimes it took days, sometimes mere minutes. He looked at everyone he passed on the way, wondering if any of them could be the company he was expecting.
Arriving at the theatre, Kraig-Paul rushed back stage. His director, Ron Cameron, found him right away. “What are you doing arriving so late, KP? We’ve got a play to rehearse!”
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry. What did I miss?”
“Nothing, we’re waiting for you. I need you to meet your new Julian.”
“My new who? Don’t you mean Juliette?” The company was doing Romeo and Juliette for an upcoming show on Valentine’s Day.
“Well, I was thinking. Everyone’s done Romeo and Juliet, they’ve been done to death, literally. So I want to do things a little bit differently. Here.”
Ron handed him a script and he flipped through it. “You’ve made Juliette into a Julian?”
“Well, darling, a gay Romeo and Juliette has never been done before! Think of how ground breaking this will be!”
Kraig-Paul flipped through the rest of the script. “You have them living at the end.”
“Of course I do, darling. If we’re going to do things differently, why not go big of go home? And the whole dying thing, so over done. I mean, we spend two hours watching them fall in love, and they both kill themselves? Not in my fairy tale.”
“You can’t mess with Shakespeare’s work.”
“Sure I can and I have. Now get on stage, we’re going to start with rehearsals for the balcony scene!”
“But that doesn’t come to part until later.”
“It’s the moment where they realise they love each other! It’s literally the moment! How better to find if you’ll have a connection with him! Now come on! Oh, and he’s really easy on the eyes. That can’t hurt.”
Following him through the backstage hallways made with walls of black curtain, Kraig-Paul wondered if Ron was drunk or stoned or a healthy mixture of both. He had done some crazy things before, but a gay Romeo and Juliet? Madness.
When he walked out on stage, he was blinded for a moment by the lights. He blinked and let his eyes adjust to them. It was always the magic moment for him, when he stepped out on to stage and the lights were shining down on him.
On a stage, anything was possible. Ghosts existed, quests were possible and magic was real. He wished magic could exist in real life, but thus far he had only found it on the stage.
“Do you want me here, Ron?”
Kraig-Paul looked to where the voice had come from and saw the shadow of a man, standing high up on the balcony that had been built. He was in shadow for the moment but Kraig-Paul could see that he was tall and broad shouldered.
“Down here please, please sweetie, we’re just going to do a reading for now.” Ron turned to Kraig-Paul. “Now, KP, you know the script, Julian-”
“Juliette you mean?”
“Julian, KP, Julian! They’re both gay remember. Now Julian comes out on the balcony and you start your speech. It’s that simple darling.”
However at that moment, the man playing Julian started to descend from the balcony. Kraig-Paul saw strong legs descend the lattice work and broad shoulders moving underneath a white cotton peasants shirt. Kraig-Paul couldn’t help looking at his rear end as he moved downward.
Then he was down, both feet on the ground. When he turned toward them, Kraig-Paul felt his breath stop. When his Julian began to walk towards him, his heart began to race. A blush began to spread along Kraig-Paul’s cheeks and he felt light headed.
Kraig-Paul recalled the broom falling earlier that morning and the sound of it hitting the tiled kitchen seemed to reverberate through him. “Company’s coming.” He whispered.
“What’s that darling?” Ron asked. “Why, KP! You looked all flushed! Are you all right?”
“Never better.” Kraig-Paul whispered.
Then he was there, his dark brown eyes flecked with gold seeming to catch the light and hold it. “KP? I’m your Julian. It’s nice to meet you.”
Kraig-Paul said the first thing that came to mind. “Nice to meet you. I’m very happy neither of us have to die at the end.”
“Same here. We even get to kiss a few times in the script and the sex scene?” His Julian’s eyes widened and he smiled a roguish grin. “It’s pretty hot.”
Kraig-Paul’s blush deepened and he shook his Julian’s hand and thrilled at the electric charge that ran through him and he was sorry to let his hand go. “I’m sure it is.” He wanted nothing more to practice those kissing scenes as soon as possible.
“All right darlings!” Ron clapped his hands to get their attention. “If you’re both done undressing each other with your eyes, maybe we could do the balcony scene? Act two, scene two! From the top!”
Kraig-Paul didn’t know what would happen with this man, his Julian, but he knew that he would enjoy every moment of finding out. He held out his hand again to the man with the brown eyes flecked with gold.
“Ready when you are.” He said.
Posted on February 10, 2014 by Jamieson Wolf
The thought that something was
waiting for me, right around
the corner. All I had to do
was wait for it.
I was impatient though
and couldn’t wait.
I searched for it instead.
I looked everywhere
for this possibility, this
chance encounter that I
wanted with every
fibre of my being.
I looked around buildings
but only saw alley ways.
I looked into windows,
but only saw my reflection.
I looked in stores
and saw only masses
of people passing me by.
I would search the sky
for clues of my future,
I would read the fortunes that
came inside of cookies
to see when it would happen,
to see if it would happen.
I was looking so hard
that I almost missed it,
almost walked by it.
I was out looking at
life passing me by
when a stranger said to me:
“What are you looking for?”
I shook my head.
“I don’t know.”
I didn’t know how
to put into words
the urgency I
was filled with.
The stranger, a woman
wearing a red dress
and black gloves
looked at me with a gaze
that saw everything.
“Well, until you
figure out what you’re
searching for, isn’t half
the fun in living?
Fate knows what it
has in store for you already.
The least you can do is
live your life until fate
delivers your due
and gets itself in order.”
I shook my head.
“I don’t understand you.”
She threw up her hands
in exasperation.
“Why, you have to believe
in the possibility
of happenstance.
You have to engage with life,
truly live it.
Then that chance,
that possibility,
will show itself.”
“How can I do that?”
I asked her. I was
mesmerized by her,
by the conviction
with which she spoke.
“By believing that
the impossible
isn’t so impossible
after all.”
She tipped her
head to me.
“I hope you find
what your searching for.
But have fun
in the meantime, okay?”
She walked on
and I wondered
at the world
that had suddenly
grown brighter
around me.
Posted on February 9, 2014 by Jamieson Wolf
Sarah tried to remind herself to be kind to the person on the other end of the telephone. It wasn’t their fault that she was working this shit job. She tried to remember that; some days it was difficult however.
“Thank you for calling Maximus Internet, how may I help you today?”
Sarah heard the sound of bells on the other end of the line and then a voice said: “Hello? With whom am I speaking to?”
Thrown off for a moment, Sarah took a deep breath. It was going to be one of those days, she just knew it. “You called me sir. How may I help you?”
The man on the other end of the line laughed. It wasn’t a creepy old man laugh, so she was pretty sure he wasn’t going to talk dirty to her. What he said next threw her for a loop regardless.
“Is this Sarah? Sarah Duff? Did I dial the right number?”
She was instantly on her guard. “How did you get the direct number? Sir, this is a call centre, we help customers with their internet.” This came out in a rush of breath. Sarah was freaked now. There was no way the man should know her name.
“Oh, now, don’t worry dear, I just wanted to make sure I’ve gotten the right person. You are Sarah Duff, aren’t you? Oh elephant poop! I told them that an email might be easier, but they said it was too impersonal.”
“I’m sorry sir, but who are you?” And who said elephant poop instead of swearing? She was starting to doubt the sanity of the man on the other end of the telephone line.
“Oh, now you’re all uncomfortable! Of course, where are my manners? My name is Greyhound Clivedale Rivington Johnson the Third, but you can just call me Greyhound. I’m calling to offer you something wonderful.”
Sarah was put off. Why did she always get the crazy people? She’d had three over the phone marriage proposals, one woman who called to talk about her cats different bowl movements, one man who talked like a parrot and a girl who told Sarah that her mother wanted to take the family on a vacation to Mars.
It took all kinds, but why did they always have to get through on her phone? “Sir, do you have a problem with your internet?”
“Oh, you can call me Greyhound, I thought I already said that. Darn this infernal contraption! Can you hear me clearly? HELLO?”
“You’re coming through loud and clear Mr. Johnson.”
“Call me Greyhound dear, Mr. Johnson makes me sound like a packaged ham or some meat product. You are Sarah Duff, aren’t you? At least answer me that. You have nothing to be afraid of, dear.”
Despite this being the weirdest call she had ever gotten, even above the family vacationing on Mars, she relented. “Yes Greyhound. I’m Sarah.”
“Excellent!” There was the sound of bells again. Sarah wondered where he was calling from. “Most excellent. Now I won’t take but a moment of your time. I wanted to tell you that you’ve been chosen for something wonderful.”
“What would that be? Why are you calling me?”
“Oh now, I’m getting to that. You’ve been chosen you see. We do this all the time and it’s never the same person twice. It’s your turn now, isn’t that wonderful?”
“Chosen for what? This isn’t some sort of cult is it?”
“Oh goodness no! We’re giving you the chance of lifetime! Something that most people don’t ever get to see!”
“And what’s that, exactly?”
“Oh, now I hear you closing your mind, you mustn’t do that. What I have to show you will be amazing. Look at your computer screen.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Just look, Sarah. It’s nothing horrible. It’s magic made visible.”
Sarah heard another sound of bells in her ear as she turned towards the screen. Gone were her documents and files. Instead, it was as if her computer monitor had become a window to another world.
She saw a bright blue sky filled with white clouds. There was a field of grass dotted with white flowers. If she squinted at the screen, she could pretend she was there. “It’s beautiful.”
“Don’t you recognize it, Sarah? It’s from your memory.”
“What do you mean?”
“It’s the place where you were happiest as a child. Don’t you remember it?”
Sarah thought for a moment and the memory burst into her mind. She remembered her mother, the smell of the flowers and the scent of the wind. “It was where we went when I was twelve. It was such a beautiful summer.”
“You carry that meadow inside of you. Haven’t you ever wondered where you go when you dream?”
“If I’ve dreamt of it, didn’t I recognize it at first?”
“People don’t always remember their dreams when they re-enter the waking world Sarah.”
“Then why show it to me now? What’s this chance you were talking about?”
“The chance to gain wisdom. The chance to remember that you carry your happiness inside of you, that the child you were is still alive and well. That regaining that happiness you had as a child is still possible.”
As she watched the screen she saw herself as a child, running into the field, her arms raised to the sky. She heard the sound of her laughter and it filled her with a brightness that defied description.
“I think I’ve forgotten what it was like to be that happy.”
“Your inner child hasn’t forgotten. You have to embrace her again, learn what it’s like to live with happiness. To truly live life again instead of just exist.”
Tears were welling in Sarah’s eyes but they weren’t from sadness. They were tears of joy. Sarah didn’t know she had so much joy in her. “Thank you Greyhound. Thank you.”
“Oh, don’t thank me, Sarah. You’re the one who has held on to your inner child, even if you didn’t know it. I just showed you what was inside of you.”
There was another tinkle of chimes and the sound made the brightness inside of her grow. “What’s with the bells, Greyhound?”
“Oh, you know, every time a bell rings and all that. Now I have one final gift for you. Reach into the screen.”
“What? You can’t do that.”
“Says the woman who thought her inner child was dead and gone. Do this for me, please.”
Sarah nodded, even though the angel couldn’t see her. She reached out with trembling fingers and was shocked when they didn’t meet resistance. The screen changed then and all she saw was one of the white flowers. She wrapped her hand around the stem without being told and pulled her hand back out holding on to the flower.
Except, when her hand came out of the monitor it went dark and sitting in the palm of her hand was a broach. It was in the shape of the white flower. She remembered its name then. “A trillium.” She said.
“They stand for a lot of things. Purity, ambition, the trinity. For you, Sarah, they represent your childhood. They are a reminder that who you were as a child is not gone. That anything you dream is possible.”
“Thank you, so much. I don’t really know how to repay you.”
“You can repay me by living your life instead of lamenting what you thought it would be. Will you do that?”
“Yes, yes I will.”
“Then we’re all good. Now go live your life, Sarah. It’s been waiting for you.”
She heard one more final sound of bells before the line went silent. The ringing of bells were in her heart, however, and she was filled with their music. The first thing she was going to do was try and find a field of flowers and run through it.
She pinned the trillium broach to the front of her blouse and answered the next call.
“Thank you for calling Maximus Internet. How can I make your day more awesome?”
Dedicated to Sarah Duff who is awesome.

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